4.21.2006

I love spam...

So, I get a spam message in my work e-mail today, advertising Rolex prices, or something stupid like that. However, in the little preview that Outlook shows when you get a new message, it listed a bunch of text that I could not see. So, being the curious cat that I am, I did a 'Select All' on the e-mail. What I found was this:

"It's going to be very hot stuff. thai bonaventure featherbed asceticism fund lamentation inscrutable arbitrage nothing quanta wilbur plum cashmere acquire advocacy krypton durkee twilight shackle decibel biggs splotch unital cross castro alveolus acquiesce indenture cartilaginous pitilessly creamery pimple donahue ajar babbitt cuttlebone northampton burnside glacier viscometer blake grope brainard thanksgiving determinate frozen infestation turbulent cognate implant bustard adams miscegenation hillock keddah decatur consonantal stoic productivity indigestion quid weaponry closet consummate bell In the upper left corner of the ad was a photo of a house.

The rods had been strenuously taped, so that from the knees down he looked a bit like Im-Ho-Tep when he had been discovered in his tomb. In a space of fifteen minutes he had eaten half of Mount Beluga. It was a graduation photograph, of course. If you had kept your mouth shut, I would have sent him on his way. The pain wasn't tidal. The photo showed Annie, not in her uniform but in a white dress frothing with lace. Ho-ho, Paulie, you're a real riot, the typewriter said in the tough gunsel's voice he had made up for it. yank downhill calla joan candlelight officeholder bomb chip weir calla hellish hyperboloidal bela blue drug ladle imponderable magneto periphrastic vortices shoot

Wow. Fascinating, yet nonsensical. Brilliant, yet confusing. I love it.

4.17.2006

It's funny 'cause it's true...


4.10.2006

Ninjas are cool. And when I say cool, I mean totally awesome.


ninja games
Originally uploaded by Liquid Paper.

Dels says:
I'm strongly considering adding 'MS Word Ninja' to my resume.

m says:
quiet killer?

Dels says:
Yup. The silent type.
I could sneak up on your document, and then BAM.
Re-formatted correctly and so much nicer looking.

m says:
that's emeril, not ninja

Dels says:
Hmmm, good point.
I could sneak up on your document and then *_*

m says:
quitely slice its throat from behind
just the way you like it.