It's good to have friends who think like you...
Here is an e-mail chain between my friend Colin and I:
Colin: As Bobby Brown would say, that's certainly your prerogative.What do you all think? Who would win in that Battle Royale?
Kyle: Hehe. Bobby Brown. He's the funniest thing since R. Kelly. Or maybe it's the other way around, I forget...
C: I have a hard time deciding which is the bigger train wreck or funnier, though I'm leaning towards R. Kelly, what with Chapelle spoofing him and all.
K: Yeah, Bobby Brown wasn't funny until well into his 30's - 40's (no idea how old he is), but R. Kelly is still much younger, and has much more time to spiral further...
C: Ed Zachary - and he's already done pedophelia and peeing on people, not to mention "Trapped in the Closet".
K: Yeah.
Now, if he would only marry Courtney Love.
Now that would be a force to reckon with. That's quite the emotional cage match, R. Kelly and Courtney vs. Bobby and Whitney.
posted by Kyle DeLaHunt @ 2:53:00 PM
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What are you, high? Courtney and R. Kelly would kick Bobby and Whitney's ASSES. Courtney could snap Whitney in half like a little twig, and R. Kelly would just pee all over Bobby and that would be that. No contest.
I am going to have to defend Bobby and Whitney here. Both would be so coked up that although Courtney had snapped Whitney (at which point W would start screaming, "I-eeeee-i have always hated y-oooooooouuuuuuuu" and coming after C. In fact, I think that Whitney would be like Michael Myers in a fight. She'd just keep coming at you no matter what you did to her.
Bobby and R. Kelly would be to busy with other women/children/animals that they wouldn't even notice each other. In fact, I think that those two wouldn't even fight each other. Don't they only hit women?
Hmm. Both Elise and Manderson make compelling arguments, but I'm going to contend that Whitney would defeat Courtney, then R., and then finally turn on Bobby. It wouldn't be pretty - like a has-been cage match.
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